My barber gave me a lopsided undercut

Bc neither of us had the wherewithal to notice 

Or say that I can’t have it long on the left side if I want an undercut 

That’s why he asked you when he was going in on the left like you want it long on this side though right 

You should’ve just let him keep going 

Then it would’ve been a traditional undercut at least 

It’s not terrible if you slick it 

But you gotta slick the fuck out of it 

And you really can’t go any other way than that at this point 

At least not w it dry 

And at this stage 

You’d have to wait a few weeks 

Or until next at least 

To fix it you’re either gonna have to get a traditional undercut fr next time 

Or see how it grows out 

That might mean letting it grow way tf out though 

And not letting him give you an undercut next time 

But then that’s like saying you can’t have it long on top if you want an undercut 

Which isn’t true 

Bc I’ve seen it on the internet in google images 

Long undercuts exist 

You can have an undercut w it long on top 

I googled it yesterday as soon as I got home 

Maybe he just doesn’t know how to do it 

Or your hair doesn’t look good that way 

If it’s the former then maybe you need a new barber 

I wanna be mad at him 

But neither of us knew what to do 

But then that’s also why I’m mad 

Bc he’s the barber 

So he should’ve 

I gave him a ten dollar tip too

He was like have fun at the wedding 

Psh 

At the barbers I’m always like none off the top 

Unless you see an opp 

Preparing for a haircut is like preparing for a reading 

Or an open mic 

I never know what I’m gonna say 

This fool offered me a hard part too 

That would be a good name for a movie 

Or the sequel to a movie called a hard part 

A hard part two 

I’m just not gonna care 

Honestly my life sucks enough anyway

Just slick tf out of it for the interview 

And wedding 

Or should I say the funeral

And wedding now

Bc going into an interview w this sweet undercut is gonna be professional suicide 

I can’t find the type of stain happening to my two fronts

You can’t google image it 

All it brings up is the most extreme case 

I want to go to my dentists' office without an appointment like what’s this 

Again no appointment 

Just like tell me what this is 

Pretty sure you can eyeball it 

Can’t say what I would do if I found out it was coffee though

I wanna say I would quit 

But Idk 

I love the stuff

I think it would help though 

Would help a lot more if they could do something about it 

Apart of me wants to make an appointment 

But I’m already taking two days off for doms wedding 

And I haven’t done a full week here since I started last Wednesday 

Which really should only hurt me more than it hurts them 

But I can’t tell 

From what I’ve noticed so far this place is petty 

They’ll find anything to complain about 

I wanna ask my coworkers if they see what I see on my teeth 

But you can’t ask someone like that 

You have to ask someone you know 

And trust 

Anyone else 

And that’s all they’ll see whenever they look at you 

It will take years to undo 

Maybe weeks 

Or less 

But it’s Ngl 

Why aren’t any of my friends dentists 

Why aren’t any of my coworkers 

Bc I guess if they were they wouldn’t be my coworkers
 

I’ve always wanted to be a dentist 

Or dental hygienist 

No way I’m getting in now w this grill 

Most I could be is a dentist w bad teeth 

Maybe I could ask my barber 

Or someone at the wedding like the groom 

My best friend

I rarely ever see him 

He’s perfect 

He’ll forget in no time