Hella Warriors Poetry IV

Hearing that the warriors were gonna play at seven thirty that night was probably the best news I’ve gotten all week, like a dream come true almost. 

Until then, I swear I had been staying up every night till one to watch them all season, and frankly I was sick of it. 

That night I realized I'm actually sick of that. That shit sucks. It hella wears on you. 

I thought I saw that earlier too, but I couldn’t be sure, bc I thought like the warriors and mavs at seven thirty? Aren't they on the same time zone? But no, Mavs are on their own. 

Central is like an hr behind us, but then still 2 hrs ahead of pacific, so they started at 6:30pm. It would still be 4:30pm in the bay, and ppl would still be at work, so they didn’t do that for us. No, they didn't do that for anybody. Sports are ruthless like that, or time zones are anyway for that matter.

That night was sick though.

We had no centers, bc Wiseman and Looney were out. I didn't see Looney, but he was probably there somewhere. Wiseman was out on the sideline in a cartman hoodie. Something happened to his hand, so I guess Draymond stood in his position as Toscano would go up for the tip. 

I like Toscano. He's hella rowdy, and he talks hella shit. 14 points, hella clutch last night, it was almost his best game. W a two point difference in score between them, and 50% a piece average from the perimeter, him and Mulder were almost like interchangeable. Unlike Wiggins and Bazemore, but Wiggins still managed to walk away w 18 points, one more than Lee's closing score of 17, who was 80% from the perimeter.  

W a 57% field goal average, and 51 from the perimeter, we were pretty dominant inside. I mean very much so, everyone was going in for something like 15 assists from Draymond, which was weird bc we're usually the opposite, but that was Dallas instead that night for whatever reason, or at least it looked that way. 

Now, it’s obvious warriors had more field goals than threes, but did they have more threes than the mavs? Again, obviously but I still asked my roommates, like I prefaced it w idk if this is a stupid question, but - I just thought if the number of threes they shot was lower then it might be curved or something. Like if warriors were 22/43 and Dallas is 20/50, but naw. 

A percentage is a percentage, so warriors were better in every aspect except free throws, which they were only down by like two percent at 85. At 87%, that was the majority of Dallas’s points, jk. That would be lit though, right, if a team won a game on solely free throws? 

I just asked my roommates if that’s ever happened before, and they got hella pissed, like no man. What's your problem?

Honestly Idk what got into Oubre. I mean by the end of the first quarter I thought this guy sucks, but by the end of the first half the announcers were saying this might be his career best, as in career best half, whereas his last career best was a second quarter (i feel like i should say who that's against). And where I don't think he got that record, he still made his career best game by closing that night out w 40 pts. 

I think Draymond and Curry sat out for a majority of the fourth quarter, maybe like five min. Like they just left at some point and never came back.

You know Curry's under hella criticism rn for shooting under forty percent from the perimeter, but he doesn’t have to be any better than that. No, he doesn’t have anything to prove to anyone anymore. He’s been to the ship so many times he doesn’t have to hold himself accountable for shit.

We'll see tonight though.

Hella notes from the blizzard 02/01-02 (785 wds)

02/01

1149am

We’re supposed to get eighteen inches. 

It’s really not a good idea to go outside, pretty much. You can get hypothermia. 

De Blasio banned all cars except emergency, or state sanctioned vehicles, so ubers are hella expensive, and they take like two hrs.

I had to be dropped off down the way last night, bc a domestic dispute outside of my house. 

According to my roommates someone got hit w a broom, a janitors broom, so something like 13 cops flooded the block to interrogate the victim, and their family as the perpetrator kept going in and out of the apt they occupied, unnoticed. They didn’t catch him 

This is a full on blizzard. I see ppl out there w umbrellas, and shit. I’ve never seen anything like it. 

615pm

I thought they were gonna restrict the stimulus to only ppl that make over fifty thousand a year, but it’s under. Thank god, I was gonna say that doesn’t make any sense. 

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Roommate wants to go to the park to take pics, and Idk. 

I’m afraid I won’t make it back if I go out there. Is that rain or snow, maybe both? That’s all bad. I’ve never seen anything like this. I took a couple of vids from my window. 

It honestly looks like it could go up to your knees. Landlord's goin in w the shovel. I almost wanna help him. 

Maybe if it stops tomorrow night, but it might not, who knows. I kinda don’t want our roommate to go. As a friend and roommate, I think it’d be dangerous. 

You heard of Jenny Odell, How to do nothing: Resisting the attention economy. It’s okay, kinda gets into a green agenda, but she’s hella tight 

I just wanna see a bruno mars show before I die.

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Roommate just had de ja vu, something about our roommate going out in the snow. 

If you went out there in something like we’re wearing rn, you’d freeze to death, in like twenty min. Naw, Idk, it wouldn’t take that long though.

Haven’t gone to the deli yet, or anywhere for that matter. Roommate, and I are gonna go after he’s done eating. Hopefully we don’t drown in snow, or slip and fall.

He said shoveling isn’t a town effort, but you’re responsible for whatever’s in front of your property, so if anyone slips and falls in front of your shit you could get sued. That’s crazy, so our landlord could get sued if anyone slips in front of our house. 

That's at least what his dad always told him, so that could’ve been just to get him to help shovel. 

Holy shit, the plows lent a little assistance. I wonder if anyone’s ever gotten ran over. 

My friend posted a picture of their car covered in snow, and was like I’m pretty sure there’s a ticket under there somewhere. She’s from Nashville, but I read w her in Chicago. I think she drove out here last weekend for some reason. That’s a ways, probably cheaper than flying though. 

These kids better be coo, hella trying to play out there. 

Friend thinks it’s cool I've never seen snow before. Should I go out there, and make a snow angel and a snow man? Friend was like just a snow angel. 

I wonder if these shoes would be any good. He said I would def have to tuck my pants into my socks, snows higher than that, unless i wanna walk in the streets. But then what if a snow plow comes? I guess I'll just move.

02/02

109pm

The only trip we made yesterday was to the store. 

We had to walk in the street, bc snow was high on either side. On our way back when we were around twenty feet, or so from our house I was like this is hella fucking tight.

It came down pretty hard yesterday, most snow we had since 2016, but I’ve heard ppl say this is nothing. It’s nothing unless it's like two feet or less. There’s a thirty percent chance of more around nine pm, and then that’s it. 

Then it’s about to get real nasty, when it starts melting, and going away. 

Snow only looks good when it's snowing.

Afterwards it just looks like shit.

It's awful.

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Snows - I was gonna say snows hella crazy, but I’ve already said that hella times, and it’s not anymore. Well it is a little. 

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No grub hub rn. I mean you could, you just gotta tip heavy. 

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I have to go to Billy’s. I have to get food. 

I might just order a turkey club, naw. 

Be brave, go to Billy’s. 

Hella can't figure out what movies I actually wanna watch outta this list

I thought I wanted to see these movies out of the remaining 19 from indiewires' fifty best of 2020 list. 

But the more I look at it, the more I realize I just made it for a movie meetup I was gonna have w a friend, or had w them. Now I feel different, and I wanna talk about why, and how those feelings changed or stayed the same for each, and every one out of these seven films that made it out of the list of nineteen.

But I also think the ones that didn’t make the cut were replaced by ones from the list of nineteen that didn’t make it originally, so to start I guess I could see what everything looked like at first, like that’s where I could start.

Still can’t stop feeling like I’m gonna have to talk about every single one to do this. Another thing is I have four lists; one is the nineteen remaining, two is the seven out of that list I wanna see, three is maybe three movies I can’t see, and then four is the movies I can’t, but also can’t see, but I actually do have something to say about each of those as well, so I think I could do that maybe.

Okay, so here goes lists one:

Nomad land
Da 5 bloods (netflix)
Mank (netflix)
Dick Johnson is dead (netflix)
Minari 
Promising Young Woman (19.99)
Collective (6.99)
The trial of the Chicago 7 (netflix)
David byrne’s American utopia (hbomax)
Soul
The whistlers (Hulu)
News of the world
Palm Springs (Hulu)
City Hall Borat subsequent moviefilm (amazon prime)
Undine
Ma Rainey’s black bottom (netflix)
Let them all talk (hbomax)
Emma (hbomax)

List two:

The whistlers (Hulu)
Palm Springs (Hulu)
Collective (6.99)
Promising young woman (19.99)
Dick Johnson is dead (netflix)
Emma (hbomax)
Let them all talk (hbomax)

List three:

Nomadland 
News of the world
Minari

List four:

The trial of the Chicago 7 (netflix)
David Byrnes America utopia (hbomax)
Soul
City hall
Borat subsequent moviefilm (amazon prime)
Undine
Ma Rainey’s black bottom (netflix)

Now where do we go from here?

Which list do I wanna start w of these three? I guess w the ones I don’t wanna see, bc that’s the closest to me atm. Then from there I could start w what’s staying the same:

Trial of the Chicago 7 looks boring to me. American utopia, bc it sounds like a musical, and I don’t like musicals. City hall, bc it’s four hrs long, but even if I wanted to watch it, I wouldn't know where to find it, so that’s a lost cause. Never seen any of the Borats, so I don’t have any context, and I don't want any. 

Let’s get into new additions to the list, so we can see what it looks like afterwards. No, first let’s get w what’s coming out of this list, and where it’s going:

Soul is going to the want to watch, but can’t watch list, bc it wasn’t like I never wanted to see it. I just couldn’t, bc I don’t have Disney plus, so it’s like a lost cause, unless someone wants to give me their password. 

Same goes for Undine, only there is no Disney plus option for this movie, let alone any streaming venue, except maybe one, but it seems sus, like it comes w commercials.

I think ma Rainey’s black bottom is going somewhere. Idk where, it might not go anywhere, bc I’m hella on the fence about it. And being on the fence about it, is probably like as good as being neither here or there about it, like take it or leave it. I’ll probably leave it. But it shouldn’t be in the don’t wanna see list, bc that's not the case. 

Now to get into movies that are being added to it, which will make up for some of the changes I’m making to the wanna see list:

News of the world was gonna go up to the wanna see, when I saw it was available for 19.99. I added it to the watch list and everything before I took it down after reading the synopsis. Idk, just not my thing. Paul greengrass, director of hella Bourne movies, I'm coo.

I'm taking Emma out. I don’t care about it. Never did, just thought the person I watched movies w would wanna see it, and they did. I mean they had already, and they didn’t like it. 

I keep trying to think I wanna see let them all talk, but I hella don’t; young man finds romance with a literary agent while taking a trip with the woman's famous aunt and her friends. W meryl streep, sounds like sideways, but it's probably hella good, and I’m missing out, but whatever.

Then from the overall list in general I’m adding mank to it, bc like borat, I have no context. It’s supposed to be like a prequel to citizen Kane,  and I’ve never seen it. 

So the list goes like this now:

Trial of the Chicago 7 (netflix)
David Byrnes American utopia (hbomax)
Mank (netflix)
News of the world (19.99)
City Hall
Borat subsequent moviefilm (amazon prime)
Let them all talk (hbomax)
Emma (hbomax)

Movies I wanna see but can’t goes like this:

Nomadland
Minari
Soul (Disney plus)
Undine (?)

And the movies I wanna see look like this:

The whistlers (Hulu)
Palm Springs (Hulu)
Collective (6.99)
Promising young woman (19.99)
Dick Johnson is dead (netflix)
Da 5 bloods (netflix)

But does it really? 

The more I look at this list the more I think I only wanna see like two movies out of it, especially since I didn’t watch any of them at my friends last night, which is what I made it for.

The only one out of it that came up as a prospect was the whistlers. The other two was from another list from another list of movies from 2020 I found through google, so I think I’m having an existential crisis over this list, bc I think I’m done w it.

Whistlers is about a group of assassins that travel to Romania to learn a language that’s just whistling. Am I really into those movies? They're hit, or miss, and amazon only gave it three and a half stars maybe. Maybe I'll end up watching it if I remember. I don't have a watchlist for hulu. The only watch list I look at is amazon prime's.

Palm Springs was the first, and only one out of this list I've watched so far. A movie about a couple strangers at a wedding in palm springs get trapped in an infinite time loop which causes them to go through the same day every day. I found it relatable, in that I feel like that's what I'm living in as well, but do I really need to be reminded of this by Andy Samberg? Posted the movie poster to stories w a caption over it reading, "relatable, and it wasn't bad, but I also didn't care."

Collective is probably on par w the whistlers, but documentaries are always a tossup to me, bc I don't necessarily like them, and I can't quite really remember the plot all that well. Let me look it up; Journalists uncover healthcare fraud in the wake of a fire in bucharest romania. This has the same odds of appealing to me as the whistlers for both of them taking place in romania, but I also find the odds of them confusing me the same too, being just as high. Maybe as high as the price to watch. Idk if 6.99 is worth being confused by.

Dick johnson is dead looks interesting. I think what makes it more appealing is it's free on netflix, but it also actually just sounds hella good, from the synopsis; director stages her father's oncoming death in inventive and comical ways to help her face the inevitable. Temples got warm just thinking about it, I'll probably hella watch it tbh, tonight maybe even

Originally in the list of movies I'm on the fence about, Idk if I'll ever watch da 5 bloods. Appealing to me for the same reason as the last, it's also directed by spike lee, and everyone says it's hella good. A movie about five guys getting dropped off somewhere to look for the remains of their fallen comrade, and the treasure he left hidden, the cast looks amazing, Idk actually. I think I'm in.

I was gonna say the more I look at this list the more I think I only wanna see a promising young woman, but the last two I discussed actually sound hella tight after going over them, so the one's that remain of the must see list go as such:

Promising young woman (19.99)
Dick Johnson is dead (netflix)
Da 5 bloods (netflix)

And the on the fence list now goes:

The whistlers (hulu)
Collective (6.99)
Ma Rainey's black bottom (netflix)

Looks like maybe the next, and last three I'm going to watch out of this list.

Hella Warriors Poetry III

Charlie hella likes Wiggins, Andrew Wiggins. 

He has a Wiggins shirt. He's always like Wiggins hive assemble before every game. If there weren't any droids in the thread I would recommend calling it the Wiggins hive.

He says he's gonna be mvp in the next three years. And they only have gifs of him from the timberwolves. It’s bullshit. 

Wolves are big this week. I saw wolfwalkers. We played the Minnesota timberwolves for the last two games, and I’ve seen some references in other movies I’ve watched this week. I used to wanna live in Minnesota.

I barely watched monday's game against them, but we were honestly just winning the whole time. Last night's was close though, at least for the first half. 

By the end of it, Bazemore, Wiggins, Oubre, and Wiseman had accumulated 45 points. But Curry opened w 0/7 in threes, while the timberwolves were 6/12, when they're not even a 3-point shooting team. More like a 36% 3-point shooting team, Edwards was 8/11, while the warriors were 3/19.

Things sorta stayed this way for Curry until like the last ten seconds of the half when he scored a layup. Then he did something like 19 moves at some point of the latter half before hitting a three over some dude.

But this was Oubre's highest scoring quarter of his entire career w 16, while the highest scoring quarter in the history of the nba is held by Klay Thompson w 37. Still probably Oubre's career best. I wouldn't know. I didn't see cause I left in the fourth to watch ammonite.

Warriors ended up beating them by something like 20 points, so Wiggins got his revenge after all. I actually don't think he cared. I don't think he holds grudges. I mean maybe, but I couldn't see it. 

We have Phoenix tonight. I thought they were supposed to be hella good rn, but they're more like us, actually. We're probably better. We're in 6th place, while they're in 9th. It's still early, but Jazz are number one, and go figure. They beat the shit out of us last Saturday, nearly making a fan outta me. 

I didn't think Chris Paul would care about beating the warriors, but he hella does, actually, probably. Clippers and Warriors used to hella beef when the clippers used to beat them until the warriors turned around and started giving them a taste of their own medicine in a bizarre twist of fate if you know what I mean. 

So tonight should be a little bit interesting bc if Wiseman and Oubre get loose in the paint again it's gonna be nighty night for the clip thangs, I mean phoenix, shit. I don't think I can do this anymore lol. It's just not as inspiring as it once was. But I've already gotten this far, so I'm gonna post it, then we'll see.

Crazy for doing this again when I didn't want to though. But I followed the announcers stats so close I couldn't let this fall at the wayside. Though I don't think they come up w those, like keeping track of every players stats individually. I think someone else is feeding em. They're hella busy chatting it up.

Hella funny though, talking about Wiggins' smile at some point.

Love them.

Hella trying to come up w a ranking order for the last 22 movies I saw I guess I

Two more hrs until this embarrassing story goes away that my crush didn’t even see. 

There’s nothing wrong w it. I’m just being critical of myself, and sometimes I don’t really have anything to say about these movies I’ve been watching. I just wanna post pictures of them, and be done w it, which I could do. 

But I’m hella committed to consistency, and I’ve been saying something marginal for every one. I could also keep a list of them to myself to keep track of everything I’ve seen. If you kept it in the right place it would be easier than keeping it in stories where you have to click into highlights to go over them, but Idk where the right place is, and I’ve been doing it this way for like the last few weeks. 

I was actually gonna do two things for that maybe; one would be doing something for me, and the other would be doing one of two things for the blog. 

The first is actually listing all the movies I’ve seen in the last few weeks here. The second could be done in the first by simultaneously making a note of the ones I either I had to pay, or start a seven day trial for. 

Then maybe go over every one of either my favorites, or the ones I had to pay, or start a seven day trial for, or do all those things at the same time, which is, or looks like what I’m kinda getting into now. 

Movie reviews feel so contrived to me though, especially ones done in an alternative way. I’ve done both, and they actually all look good in hindsight, but when you know what you’re doing as you’re doing it, it just becomes hella labor intensive, just for Idk, how self aware it is. 

Like that’s the hardest time I have w anything here mostly, the things I become all too self aware of, or the things that become all too aware of itself, but I think maybe I should do it if I’m already this far. 

One sec, lms how many there are. I’m back and forth between stories and this, so I’m just gonna list them first: 

Shirley (Hulu)

Bloody nose, empty pockets (amazon prime purchase .99)

The vast of night (amazon prime)

Bacurau (amazon prime purchase 4.99)

Little joe (Hulu)

First cow (showtime trial)

Another round (amazon prime purchase 6.99)

The devil all the time (netflix)

The nest (amazon prime purchase 4.99)

Never rarely sometimes always (hbomax)

Sound of metal (amazon prime)

Wolfwalkers (apple tv trial)

Young Ahmed (amazon prime purchase 4.99)

Invisible man (hbomax)

Time (amazon prime orig)

One night in Miami (amazon prime)

Fourteen (amazon prime purchase 4.99)

His house (netflix)

Sorry we missed you (amazon prime purchase 4.99)

She dies tomorrow (Hulu)

The possessor (amazon prime purchase 1.99)

The painter and the thief (Hulu)

Takeaways:

That was hard, making that list, and I don’t think the rental prices are accurate. 

But if they are I spent 40.00 in the last few weeks on amazon prime rentals, so I guess it’s good that I’m finding some way like this to commemorate it, but hold up. 

I hella wanna see if these prices are accurate. I gotta check my email for the receipts. No way possessor or what’s it called, Bloody nose empty pockets cost that much. 

What else are they saying? Young Ahmed - yup, I knew it. They hella raised their prices, or something. 

I’m glad I’m doing this for that reason. Bloody nose empty pockets was .99 to rent, Possessor was 1.99, and another round was actually 6.99. 

So I rented eight movies, and w these adjustments in price it costed less than 40.00 I think, or the same, no, Idk, one sec: 

5*5=25+10=35.00

So I’ve spent 35.00 on amazon rentals in the last few weeks: 

6.99 for another round was too much. A group of teachers trying to keep their bac at .05, it was good. Don’t get me wrong, but the whole time I was like I can’t believe I paid 7 for this, especially for the theme. I mean it slaps, but it’s hella stupid. 

.99 for bloody nose empty pockets was perfect for that price. I said in stories remember when Nathan fielder in Nathan for you filmed a nonsmoking bar to bypass the nonsmoking rule. Well this is exactly that. Only it’s not for that reason. They can smoke, it’s just the dives last day. I liked it, and I almost recommend, but only as long as you’re not paying, and if you have to don’t pay anymore than I did. 

1.99 was almost like underpaying for the possessor, but I’m not complaining. That shit was hella crazy, and I highly recommend even for the price it is now. An assassin takes the form of her bounty's acquaintances to make her kills, hell, I would pay 6, or 7 for it tbh. 

4.99 for each, Fourteen, and sorry we missed you is hella worth it if you wanna cry. 

Same for the nest honestly almost for the same reason, but more so cause it’s just hella crazy, period. 

4.99 for young Ahmed is too much. It's about a radical muslim that tries to kill his teacher. What’s happening in it is powerful, and the performance is somewhat, but it just wasn't enough to really move me to anything really. You could feel differently though, Idk what a better price would be, but 4.99 is too much. Same goes for bacurau, but then Idk if I’m giving any of this real thought though tbh 

I think I just hella liked what I liked, and the rest was more sorta like eh 

Like bacurau is hella tight, so was young Ahmed, but idk about 4.99 for each. You could almost easily put the nest, and another round in the same tier. So those four fall under that, five actually w bloody nose empty pockets. 

Then the remaining top tier would be fourteen, sorry we missed you, and friggin the possessor. 

But then how would you rank the former five from best to worst, like this? And this is almost losing track of everything I said so far. What’s at the fuckong top of this list? I blanked: 

The nest 

Bacurau

Another round 

Young Ahmed 

Bloody nose empty pockets 

And the middle three are just like hella interchangeable, like they’re not really all that much better, or worse than each other. Same list w the top tier entries included would be like:

Fourteen

Sorry we missed you

The possessor

The nest 

Bacurau

Another round 

Young Ahmed 

Bloody nose empty pockets 

The top three, except for possessor are interchangeable, but only w each other, and the point is all of them were good. So I would recommend looking into all of them if you at least don’t wanna pay the amount you see. They’re all worth watching. 

Damn, when did I start this shit? It’s been over an hr, and I haven’t even gotten into trial subs, Netflix, Hulu, and hbomax. 

It’ll be hella easy (it wasn't): 

First cow alone is a good reason to start a trial sub to showtime for. 

Wolfwalkers is too for Apple TV, but I would definitely look around for more content before ending it, or just have more in mind period before starting it, bc it’s really just a good animated feature for kids I guess. 

I think I have to just make a ranking list of all the free streaming content I saw going from best to worst, rather than going over every last one personally. This is hella hard within the confines of an email draft. I know there’s twelve left, the clock is ticking: 

Never rarely sometimes always (hbomax)

Sound of metal (amazon prime)

The devil all the time (netflix)

His house (netflix)

She dies tomorrow (Hulu)

Time (Amazon prime)

The painter and the thief (Hulu)

The vast of night (amazon prime)

One night in Miami (amazon prime)

Little joe (Hulu)

Invisible man (Hbomax)

Shirley (Hulu)

My top five hella checks out. Every one of the next five, except for time and little joe are interchangeable. Then I’m sticking w the last two

I think a solid conclusion would be to come up w just a ranking list of all of them, just cause I could hella see the top five up there in the mix w the top tier rentals, and seven day trial subs. 

But damn, that would take hella work i think, and I still have to watch kajillionaire (AP rental 5.99), Ammonite (AP rental 5.99), Vitalina varela (AP rental 3.99), and the assistant (Hulu or AP rental 3.99).

Damn, I should’ve waited till I watched those to start this. Until then, I would say this is tbc. It's been over two hrs since I started this, and the movie posts I made to stories are long gone by now.

Hella Warriors Poetry II

There was a lot of yelling on the spurs end, a lot of struggle.

You could hear em throughout. 

Lee didn't have a good game. He missed about every three, and got ejected in the fourth quarter for unsportsman like conduct, jk. It was like a flagrant foul, or some shit. He hit someone in the head, almost fucked up the vibe completely. 

Everyone was just looking at him like wth, sit down.

We hella surprised the spurs last night though, hella caught em off guard. 

We hella could've done that to the pacers last week too, nuggets, every team we lost to by around ten.

It was also just hella coo of them to win on both days of the inauguration and mlk.

I was telling robert i feel like going back on what I said yesterday about green coaching wiseman, bc last night hella told me exactly what they were talking about. 

20 points, 6 rebounds, and 4 assists, I think wiseman got addicted to lobs. Once he hit one he was hooked, and he was looking for it every time. And they were looking for him too. Everyone was just hella looking for each other, and going in. It was hella funny.

Robert was saying we've never had a good center before, so this is just hella crazy.

It was like when the warriors used to blow teams out by like a million, meets the we believe movement, which they were hella commemorating, and i hella don't want them to go back to, but I also don’t wanna say they’re the former championship team yet either, bc that’s just like hella celebrating before the win, way too soon.

I’ll barely acknowledge a leading score until we’re down to the last twenty seconds. 

I was thinking today like you actually might not have to talk to anyone about last night this time at all, bc you were talking to everyone last night in the thread during the game. 

Last nights also just hella easy to talk about, like too easy. A more difficult task would be a conversation about the nets, bc i keep barely watching their games

I think it's just hella funny how i can barely watch other teams, bc i don't care. I don't have any stake in it, at least until the playoffs.

All i saw last night was harden throwing it out of bounds. Like i kept looking up to him doing that every time, choice move.

Kyries hella nice too, like a nice person. He hella shook hands w every one of the Cavs afterwards, no problem.

I was thinking I’ll just write one of these poems for every warriors win, but we’ll see. That could get hella crazy, and out of hand. So I'll just say for now I don’t think I’m gonna write tomorrow regardless of what happens. 

Watch me go back on that though. 

I’m going hella Tim Robbins in the Shawshank redemption on the warriors rn. 

Hella Warriors Poetry

They got the spurs tonight. 

They're gonna try to win that one. I wouldn't hold my breath though. I know better. 

They've fooled me before. They fool their selves. They're fools.

We got the jazz on saturday. I know the schedule better out here than i did back home in CA.

The jazz are gonna be tough. They're gonna be like the nuggets. They're like the same team to me. They always look the same. They're always in the same spots.

Are they close geographically? They're both, naw. I was gonna say they're both midwest, but they're not. I think they're just neighboring states

This warriors thread i'm in w a group of guys from palo alto makes me feel hella obligated to the nets.

I barely watched the last game and kyrie's debut is tonight. Idrk where he's been. Seems like he's been hella fucking around. Him and harden and now they're on the same team w kd. If they could pull it together they might make the championship everyone's saying. I don't believe it though.

My friend robert says if they go against the lakers we're gonna have to go w them 

It was hella good to see the warriors beat the lakers on monday though. That was so fucking sick. I love beating lebron james. I love when he doesn't get his way. You could hella tell curry wasn't expecting it either. Like he was getting away w murder. 

Beating the lakers at this point of his career w this new team. James is also like four years older than him and he hates the warriors.  Notice he didn't stick around to shake hands w anyone afterwards. If it wasn't for them he would've been getting rings for the last ten years.

After the postgame interview w reggie miller i looked at robert and said he handled that well bc miller hella went in on him for missing that layup within the last twenty seconds. Curry hella knew that was bad too bc he knew if it weren't for that three he shot over fucking ad and that missed open look from james in the last second they would've lost, so in a way, by all rights they should've. On those technicalities alone, they shouldn't have won that game, but they did, and it was hella tight, and the warriors are hella funny for doing that.

I keep thinking about when draymond was coaching wiseman during those free throws too bc everyone's hella talking about it like it was hella tight. Everyone hella liked it. At first i was thinking he was probably thinking like i don't like this; being coached and yelled at in front of everyone like this. Like he's hella close to me and sweatier than i am but he's also older and a lot more experienced in this game than me, so i just have to accept it for what it is. This is just what point of my career i'm at right now and it's pretty tight so i gotta accept that. 

In all reality though he probably wasn't even listening. Like all that was way over his head. He was just hella into the game.

I hope tonight goes well. Idk if I'm gonna do this all the time but that would be tight if I could.